💻Virtually creating your persona 👤
The pixels and the glow of the screen 🖥 sure do warm ya 🔥
you got likes 👍🏽, votes, and so many follows 👏🏽
all that malarkey you digest and swallow😋
It’s coming up here pretty soon 🤢
excuse me, I need to visit the little boys room 🚹
Ima check my status about the fascists 😡 who I’ve slain⚔️
in the comments section ⌨️ I’ll take anyone down ⬇️ using clever wordplay 🎮
👀 Now look at me 🎤 and quit your scrolling 📱!
I promise 🤞🏽 that I'm not so boring 🙄
Do it quick ▶️ before I start trolling🔫!!!!

📲 Unlimited data the first year 🗓
as long as we can sell 🤑 all your info 🗃 to the ads 🕵🏻
NSA would never do bad 😇 it’s just to keep up the fads 🕺🏽
they gotta get the proper match 🎰 t
o hand you exactly what you didn’t know you wanted 🛒
then you will be glad 😁 now give me all the money 💰 that you have

No I am not a computer 📵 my account is real ✅
Could a robot 🤖 have this many favorites ❤️
or this much sex appeal 😍 ?
Now I thought you and I 👫, we had a deal 🤝
that revealing message 📬 showed me more 👁
than how you feel 😏

Request me as a friend 👨🏽‍💻
In my games of pretend 🎭
and just help me reach into the 🔝 🔟 trends
I need a few more shares 🙏🏽
To be a front page affair 😱
You can say you knew me 🙇🏽 before I was there 😎!
Click my links 🆒
Buy my things 💸
Double tap 💕 all my selfies🤳🏽
I won’t feel complete 💔
Until I’m at that peak 🏔
Momma 👵🏽 they gonna make a #hashtag out of me 🌟
We’re chasing down 🏃🏽 these viral dreams 💉